Sometimes I am a bastard. Sometimes I am not a bastard. As I age, I am more not than so. That said. I have been a bastard recently. Famously, perhaps in my bastarding of late. Dumb bastard. I gotta stop that.
Perhaps my manners will improve to jerk, or douche bag. Maybe aspire to dork or ass hat. I doubt that. I don't know what ass hat means.
For now. Bastard. Captain Bastard. Strike a jolly pose.
And wait 24 hours before emailing
And texting
And try not to talk
Or think too much
Bastard
Perhaps my manners will improve to jerk, or douche bag. Maybe aspire to dork or ass hat. I doubt that. I don't know what ass hat means.
For now. Bastard. Captain Bastard. Strike a jolly pose.
And wait 24 hours before emailing
And texting
And try not to talk
Or think too much
Bastard
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